This IS a true story. Whatever the question, when asked like this in Sunday School, the answer will always be “Jesus”.
Q: “Now, children, what is it that has gray fur, a bushy tail, climbs trees, and stores up nuts for the winter?”
Q: “Doesn’t anybody know what that is?”
A: [Brave little soul raising hand] “Well, it sounds like a squirrel, but I know you want me to say ‘Jesus’.”
Sunday school teachers, you’ve done this to yourselves…
Credit: Sacred Sandwich